This was written in the HBF as a reply by bothrops of thread started by oldschoolbmx37 ““I’m a feminist with opinions and I swear a lot ”
Written and thread started by by oldschoolbmx37
Just another few minutes spent browsing POF.
Works great you feel lonely… you see what you do NOT want to get involved with. I feel like a million bucks again!
Replied by bothrops
LOL! I like POF for a laugh and it is a good deterrent. I also like to try to decipher what it is they are actually saying. They are actually telling you the truth it is just coded.
” I am a good girl now“
Translation: I fucked every guy from here to Timbuktu who smiled at me.. You however are going to have to ply me with expensive dates before you even get a peek. I will make you wait a few dates minimum so you don’t think I am a whore. Tee-hee.
“I am opinionated” ,”I will say what I think to your face“
Translation: I am a fucking idiot. I have no social tact and I am missing that part of my brain that regulates inhibition. I am a foul loud-mouthed bitch.
“Athletic”,”Rubenesque”,”Curvy”,”A little Extra”,”extra [padding”,”not a barbie”,”baby weight”,BBW
Translation: Fat,fat,fat,fat,fat,fat,fat with stretch marks and land whale
“Tired of playing games”
Translation:I have a kid or I am damaged goods. I may also have psychological problems so severe I cannot keep anyone around longer than a one night stand. I would play the games if I could and will definitely be playing them on your ass. Call me!
“I can drink like a man”,”I like sports”,”Can hang with the guys”
Translation: I am a gross pig. I have no idea how to act like a woman much less a lady. I do like to drink but don’t really care about sports. I will only feign interest in your activities long enough to wiggle my way into your life. You gonna finish that beer?
“I am a tomboy”
Translation: Just like the “I like sports line” I think this is something you guys want to hear. When this online dating thing started a few women out of a million were actually tomboys or liked sports and we noticed that got mens attention. Now we are all tomboys and ass kicking rambos. Call us!
“I am a single mom”,”My children are the main focus in my life”,”My kids come first”
Translation: I made a mistake. Ok a series of mistakes that left me with mouth(s) to feed. Help me pay for my mistakes! My children really are the light of my life. I always make sure to drop them off at my mom’s before I go hit the clubs. I would like a wallet,er man to finance er…um date me. About the time you get attached to my kid I will start screwing other guys.
“I am not a girly girl”
Translation:[See tomboy and also drinking like a man.] I am very much a girly girl except I do not cook,clean or do anything a woman should know how to do. This term is also deceptive as I am so emotionally unstable (aka girly) that I will scream and cry at the drop of a hat. I can’t wait for you to do something wrong so I can complain about it for months.
“Need a real man”, “Where are all the good men?”
Translation: I am a smart,sophisticated woman who is not a girly girl. None of you wimps will look past my bitchiness and permascowl and ask me out. I want someone to open doors and do my bidding for me. Looking for a REAL man to treat me like the real lady I am not.
Translation: I went to college and you should have too if you you want to fuck me. What? You are an aircraft mechanic? You make more than I do in my quasi-executive job? I don’t care! I don’t date retards. I need a man to pay off my student loans and finance that McMansion I always dreamed of. How can I brag to my friends about your PhD and the Ivy League school you went to if you never got past community college? Also please note I only want to work a few more years so then I can stay home with our children. Let’s meet at an alumni event!
“Tired of players,liars,cheaters and fakes”
Translation: I am actually all of the above but now my looks are fading or I have a kid. This is why I no longer like games at the moment because I just lost at playing them. All of them.
“I’m sweet, smart, compassionate, empathetic, hard-working, an awesome mom,”
Translation: See: Tired of players. See: I am a single mom.
“Not sure what I am looking for”, “Is this for real?”,”Just looking!”
Translation: Just seeing how many guys will respond. If you are rich as Bill Gates and as good looking as Brad Pitt I MIGHT reply. Probably not. Ego boost for me either way. Message me.
” I am outdoorsy”,”I like camping”,”A country girl”
Translation: I went running in a park once so I totally know how that guy felt when he climbed that big mountain. Everready was it?
Anyway I don’t really like outdoors and the only camping we will be doing is at the Hilton. I mean there is all that dirt and bugs and no indoor plumbing. Gross! Small spiders scare me as does anything that looks like a bug.
“I like operas”,”I like fine dining”,”trips”,”travel”,”museums”,”finer things”,etc.
Translation: No romance without finance! You must have a wallet big enough to satisfy me. I can drain even the biggest within a night and then it is on to the next. And no-I know nothing about art nor do I appreciate fine culture. I just like to spend your money and then brag about it to my friends.
“All my friends have settled down”,”Am looking for long-term”
Translation: I am a bit older and things aren’t going so well. I am the last of all my bitch friends to get married and this irks me to no end. When will I get my own man slave? It is not FAIR! I want my perfect white wedding with the perfect music in the perfect spot and I want it NOW NOW NOW! I am also tired of paying for everything by myself. Won’t you help me shoulder my burden of debt?
[“I am a princess””Prince charming””I am a queen”
Translation: You had better be a real prince because you are going to need a castle and army to put up with my level of crazy. I put the ‘E’ in entitlement. It is my way everytime. You of course WILL pay for it without being told and if something goes wrong it WILL be your fault. No ifs,ands or buts. I deserve nothing but the best but nothing you provide will EVER be good enough. I also like to withhold sex for the smallest infraction so you better like walking on eggshells. I am quite good at screaming and I like to do it often so I hope you will appreciate that. For now I will wait in my room for you to whisk me away to my fairy- tale fantasy in the land of happily never after. Tee-hee.
I would like to thank all the crazy women on POF for giving me these real lines to translate.
I am thinking of making a POF bingo card with all the codes. We could all see how many are in our immediate area.